Friday, April 16, 2010

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Unbelievable Moustache on the C

Tuesday, April 6, 2010
-w4m - 28 (Chelsea)
You: tall, brown hair, incredibly voluminous moustache, blue/green checkered shirt
Me: tall, blonde, wearing all black and Burberry rain boots
I boarded the uptown C train at 14th Street at around 10:50 on Tuesday morning. You got off at 23rd. You were staring at me. Hard. You're really really really ridiculously good-looking.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Girl With the Golden Swan Bike

Friday, March 26, 2010
-m4w - 28 (Dumbo)
Saw you sailing up Jay Street around 4pm on the most glorious golden bike.
I think I'm in love.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

I Gave You My Umbrella But The Wrong Directions

Sunday, March 14, 2010
-m4w
It was windy and pouring rain last night, and you were looking for directions in the East Village. You were wet and cold, so I gave you my umbrella. Unfortunately, I later discovered that I gave you the wrong directions and I feel just awful about it. I hope you and your friends got to your destination without too much trouble.

Monday, March 8, 2010

We Talked About Rent and Africa on the L

Saturday, March 6, 2010
- m4w - 25 (Chelsea)
I was with two friends who you considered negative. I would like to meet you again sometime, you were funny. Also, I have big hair...blue jacket

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Long Curly Brown Hair on the Q

Sunday, February 28, 2010
- m4w - 36 (Brooklyn)

You had pink fingernails and got on the Q train at Atlantic (if not Dekalb). I felt an irrational desire to invite you out to dinner. I found you stunningly beautiful, but you'll probably never know. I think you changed trains at Times Square and I watched as you stepped between closing doors and disappeared. If for some reason you check this, It'd be nice to hear from you. Either way, I hope you're well.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Greenpoint Laundromat

Sunday, February 21, 2010
- m4w - 27

I am a nice, quiet guy, and I am about to have a missed connection with someone at my local laundromat when I go in a half hour to do my laundry. I'll probably be sitting in a corner reading, because I don't like to leave my laundry alone. Maybe you're there doing your laundry too?

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Valentine's Day


Sunday, February 14, 2010
m4w

If, like me, you don’t have someone “special” to exchange heart-shaped confectionery with today, how about this: As you go about your business find six strangers to connect with. It could be as simple as “hello” or “I like your hat”. It will make you feel good, probably make six strangers’ days less lonely, and who knows, maybe one of those strangers will be me, and maybe I’ll like your hat too, and maybe we’ll go for coffee and fall in love and maybe next year we’ll exchange hat-shaped confectionery. I mean, why not?

Friday, February 5, 2010

In the Library, Browsing


Sunday, January 31, 2010
- w4m (BPL)
We were in the Brooklyn Public Library on Saturday, browsing graphic novels – you had on a big furry hat and nice smile. You tapped me on the shoulder and told me I'm pretty. That was nice. Which book did you end up borrowing?

Friday, January 29, 2010

Freckles and Bruises


Friday, January 29, 2010
- m4w - 23 (L train)

How did you get those bruises? I wouldn't let anything happen to you. You were reading some book, and taking notes. I read a book once.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Throat Tattoo

Friday, January 22, 2010
L Train
Hey, guy that got on at 1st Ave dressed all in black with the throat tattoo. Thanx for existing.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

When I Put Your Coat Collar Up



Friday, January 8, 2010
- m4w
When I put your coat collar up to protect you from the cold...
on the corner of E Houston and Bowery...
and I looked in your eyes...
I was very tempted to kiss you...
but I don't steal women from other men...

still...
I was tempted...

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Ice Skating in Central Park, We Collided

Thursday, December 31, 2009
- m4w - 32
You had on a furry hat with ear flaps and you crashed into me at Wollman Rink today. You are a terrible but adorable skater.
Happy New Year!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

I Wish I Could See Inside Your Head

Monday, November 23, 2009
-m4w
You were wearing a green dress with white buttons. We made eye contact at least three times on the 6 train this morning. All of a sudden you gave a little smile, and looked down at your lap, as though at some secret joke. You never looked up again and I had to get off at Bleeker. I wish I could have seen inside your beautiful head.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Doing Laundry in Our Building

Monday, November 16, 2009
- m4w - 26
Unfortunately I hardly looked up, but I'm pretty sure you were beautiful. Hope to see you again.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

You Left Your Coat Here Last Winter



Monday, November 2nd, 2009
You left your coat here last winter - w4w
... or rather, you let me wear it home.
I found fun dip in one pocket and your NYPL card in the other.
It's going to keep me deliciously warm this winter as I rack up mountains of overdue fines.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

We Shared a Bear Suit



Saturday, October 17, 2009
- m4w
We shared a bear suit at an apartment party on Saturday night.
I asked for your number and you gave it to me, but somehow I don't have an area code written down. I had a great time talking with you, and I don't trust Chance enough to wait until I see you in the elevators...

Sunday, October 11, 2009

HOT Toll Collector

Sunday, October 10, 2009

HOT toll collector
- m4w - 35 (Outerbridge)
I complimented you on your new look today. Hope you see this, I was too shy. The $8 was well worth it... and always is when you’re there.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Do You Believe in Love at First Sight?

Tuesday, October 6, 2009
-m4w (L train to Manhattan)
You were reading Catch-22 on the subway this morning. I have never seen such a beautiful profile. I wanted to say hi, but then you’d turn towards me and I wouldn’t be able to look at your profile anymore. You were so into your book, I don’t think you noticed me falling in love with you. But I thought I’d ask, just in case.